I am right v. the Monkey way

When I was a child, starting in preschool at age three, I had several adults, mostly teachers and even two strangers scold me for peeling a banana "the wrong way" or "upside down." When asked to explain how they know which was the right way to peel a banana, I recieved a number of stupid responses.

Today, I am eating a banana and My usual way doesn't work ,so i flip the banana over and peel it that other way. I hate peeling it that other way, so I posed the question to Google, "What is the right way to peel a banana."

Apparently, there are many ways to peel a banana. I am right, because the other way is called the Monkey way. http://www.wikihow.com/Peel-a-Banana

So my way is the people way and I am right and all those nasty grown ups, my preschool and mean kindergarten teacher are bunch of monkeys.